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Understanding the concept of boobs for books and higher learning

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Can you guess my profession based on my picture? Did you know According to a research done in the University of Leeds in 2010, many exotic dancers and lap dancers nowadays who are earning money from dancing had college degrees and have worked as teachers, nurses, journalist and other careers which are considered to be professional? According to this study, one in every four lap dancers has a college degree and has decided to become dancers instead of doing their profession because it pays better.

 

This guy knows the business and he understands that there will always be people who want to shake their money-makers. I am tired of jiggle joints always getting a bad rap. And when Florida strip club owner Joe Rodriguez specifically makes the donation to a failing school district it’s ironically awesome. Understanding the concept of boobs for books and higher learning will certainly build tighter relations with club owners and school board officials.

It could even be good for your business reputation and encourage the reluctant striptease patron to sit back, relax and know that their time in the champagne room is giving a young person a brighter future. You’re thinking, what’s in it for Mr. Rodriguez? It’s understandable that once the source of the donation was identified (this class act always remained anonymous) there was a little bit of a commotion about whether or not to accept it.

ACCEPT A STACK OF 20,000 ONE DOLLAR BILLS. Maybe this is an effort on his part to ensure future strippers are in it because they truly are passionate for the craft of lap dances and not just uneducated. They’ve got you there. I say that more strip club owners should follow his lead and give back to their community schools instead of building swimming pools full of cocaine or whatever it is they are doing with everyone’s money.

Won’t he be shooting himself in the foot when it comes time to audition a new crop of budding exotic dancers and it turns out that no one shows up for amateur night because his donation helped everyone make it to college? But I ask you this: do you donate $20,000 to charity on a regular basis?

To this school district I say: DON’T BE DUMB. Sure, they are inherently seedy, sad places that force a cocktail of conflicting emotions to swirl around in your head because you feel aroused by the dancers, embarrassed that you’re sitting next to other sexual miscreants, and angry that your beer costs thirteen dollars. Just remember that a portion of the proceeds go to your local school and appreciation of the hypothesis of breasts for books and higher education makes it all OK.

 Food for thought – Below are a few misconceptions about strippers and exotic dancers.

According to researchers, eighty percent of these women’s job is to talk to customers. Surprisingly, most of the dancers involved in this study are making good money from exotic dancing and stripping! Most dancers had an annual income of 30,000 to 60,000 US dollars per year. Top clubs in Paris, Macau, Hong Kong, New Zealand and in Tampa, Florida are continuously hiring more dancers all throughout the year!

I will try the best I can to explain why the following myths are wrong and should be corrected. Dancers earn an average of $350 per shift while working two to four shifts per week. For strippers to make really good money, she has to establish a great relationship with her customers and must be great conversationalist.

Exotic dancers even enjoy more “me time” than other women working in other professions. You’re earning really good money and are able to manage your time better. According to a research done in the University of Leeds in 2010, many exotic dancers and lap dancers nowadays who are earning money from exotic dancing had college degrees and have worked as teachers, nurses, journalist and other careers which are considered to be professional.

According to this study, one in every four lap dancers has a college degree and has decided to become exotic dancers instead of doing their profession because exotic dancing pays better. According to the same research, majority of the respondents are enjoying their job and are very satisfied with their career.


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