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Smart people dream in HD color and us regular folks black and white

Dream research

Researches make claims that only smart people are able to dream in color and those of us beneath them are only allowed black and white if we are permitted to even remember the dream at all. Sleep centers testing some 2000 people of which only a few could remember their dreams.

A new claim reveals the higher the intellectual development of a man, the more he dreams. Studied in detail the nature of sleep, scientists have concluded that the dreams in which are seen in color are from people who are more developed mentally. Smart people dream in HD color and regular folks black and white or can not remember their dreams at all.

In tests, attended by 2000 people, they were asked if they see dreams. But as it turned out, the majority of respondent’s dreams do not dream or they do not remember them. Only a small group of participants regularly have dreams. These people were asked to pass predictive testing and they all managed to excellently.

Scientists have concluded that the more mentally developed a man is the more detailed and brighter he is dreaming. During the night’s rest the brain does not cease to be active and analyzes the events of the day. In people with reduced mental capacity the brain is less active, so while you sleep practically not functioning.

Seems they are trying to tell us that if we are not dreaming in color we should feel less about ourselves as we are stupid and unworthy. Little do they know?

I must be a genius then. Who knew? Because not only do I dream in HD color I also have Digital surround sound complete with pop-up 3D each morning. So while those more intellectual minds are dreaming their color dreams of engineering a yacht in their sleep. I in my dream am on the white sandy beach enjoying a beer and spending quality time with a beautiful babe that does not recognize you in or out of sleep. Oh yes, almost forgot Mr. Scientist, I can print mine too.

Ocean beaches lasts nights dream

Here is a copy of my last nights dream. It was certainly in color with a nice warm tropical breeze. Snow white sands were mine and my companion’s bed for the day. The sounds of the ocean and gulls were quiet relaxing as she and I shared the sun and a few drinks. This image was taken while I was seeking some shade. Tomorrow night I will check out another tropical paradise while those smart people dream of quantum physics in color of course


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