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Woman blames her sudden high cravings hunger and thirst for sex on the Nintendo Wii fit

Wii More than fitness

How to get your wife or girl friend interested in gaming? Introduce her to Wii and let her read this article on how she can spice up her life if she can hit the correct nerve. Getting fit has never been so fun by increasing your heart rate along with other desires

 

24-year-old Amanda Flowers (Amanda Flowers) argues that she needs to have her desires relieved at least 10 times a day after falling off her wii. This sudden over whelming craving to pursue physical yearning came to her ever since she slipped on the controller board while playing Wii Fitness. Now the woman blames her sudden high cravings hunger and thirst for sex on the Nintendo Wii fit.

Wii Fit – is a sports video game-based console Nintendo Wii. The player controls the character on screen, balancing on a special board. The instructions to the Wii Fit stated that you should stand on the board only barefoot. If your feet have socks, you can slip and fall, as happened with Amanda.

Rumor has it that thousands of women are now trying to duplicate Amanda’s results. Many are purchasing the Wii fit and purposely falling off in all directions in hopes of hitting that secret nerve of excitement.  Enquiring minds would like to know how exactly Amanda fell and landed. What part of her body struck the floor?

Amanda, a resident of Harpurhey, Manchester, is not married and has no partner so when attacks come she suppresses the desire with the help of deep breathing. Now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on. Amanda says, hopefully one day she will find a super-stud who can satisfy her. The doctor found that the fall from the board led to nerve damage, because of that the girl has developed a permanent sexual arousal syndrome.

The woman has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

demostrating nintendo wii-fit

Women that have heard about this amazing syndrome have been grabbing up the Nintendo wii-fit and spending hours on then. The girls are slipping and falling every direction in hopes of hitting the mark and setting off that endless desire for passion.

Women seeking more than fitness with wii

Slip and fall off your Nintendo may lead to a more active lifestyle in more ways then one. Doctors say there are nerves that can actually create permanent arousal syndrome a complex most male are apparently born with.


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