Growing fears of explosive silicone breast implants on commercial airlines

Who would have ever dreamed someone could think of doing evil things with the beautiful female bosom? These were meant to provide food for our babies giving life and soft wonderful play things for men, not taking down a 747

The Federal Service for Transport Supervision (Rostrans Nadzor) sent to their regional offices a telegram warning of possible terrorist attacks on air transport. In this case, according to their memo, the dangerous substance can be implanted in the bodies of women and is injected with volatile jells. From the regional divisions the alert was sent to their airport authorities and airlines expressing growing fears of unstable silicone breast implants on commercial airlines.

Media confirmed that the document was actually prepared and sent out, though not giving a specific warning about terrorist attacks and to inform about possible ways of fanatic attacks. However, the aviation forums such as the newspaper notes, there has been the text of the telegram, which states that international terrorist organizations have developed a plan to use women as suicide bombers of Slavic appearance and explosives will be implanted in different parts of the body, mainly the breasts.

It seems the press services of Moscow were told that letters with similar content have not been and hastened to soothe stating that in the area of passenger screening is installed special equipment which is capable of identifying explosives anywhere, even inside the human body.

Can you carry enough jell in silicone implants this size do harm? The answer is yes, this size could actually cut a jumbo jet completely in half while under pressure. Imagine the devastating affects of a nipple traveling at a Velocity of Detonation, VOD of 2000-8000 m/s or 4,000 to 18,000 miles per hour, hitting you in the back of the head.

Reports of new technologies that are in use by Al-Qaeda, appeared in March of this year. The British security services have known about these kinds of attacks, in which the female suicide bombers may use their own breasts and buttocks as an alternative to a suicide bomber’s belt. That is a woman’s body can be implanted with silicone implants that contain explosives through normal operations such as breast augmentation. In addition, British intelligence is divided in opinion over the fact whether conventional scanners at airports are able to detect unstable material inside the person.

Perhaps a solution would be for a person to feel every female vigorously to identify any implants and once a female has been identified as having silicone implants take her into a private room and go over her entire body with an ultrasound to locate any means of detonation. Man power would not be an issue as I am quite sure volunteers would out number passengers for the opportunity to squeeze and fondle all female passengers.

All kidding aside, this is really a scary thought, having someone’s ass or boobs explode before your eyes, that would be pretty damaging to ones mental state, god forbid the BOTOX® in her lips goes up in flame. I always knew that boobs were amazing and could stop traffic but to bring down a commercial airliner, now that is a new twist. Laugh if you must but just how much bang could you get from over-sized knockers?

Airline security needs to be suspicious of all things plump, soft, squishy or otherwise protruding. Maybe by having women and men carry permits for their silicone implants or a license to carry on the airline anything beyond a certain size should be in order. How sad times have become when you have to worry over simple life pleasures such as drinking water and a nice set of teets.

Guys, those are meant to be enjoyed not destroyed.