Is the new camel way subway system and smaller military personnel the answer to economic woes

In order to save money with metro transit, inventors have created the camel subway system. Cutting cost is bottom line and while money is becoming harder to earn, the new camel subway will make a much greener, Eco-friendly solution to growing transit needs. The camels require no power other than grain and water which equates to vast savings of revenue.

Economic downsizing of metro subway systems and military grunts will be the key to financial stability in the future. Middle Eastern companies are proposing a new more efficient way of public transit. According to the inventors, the camel-way subway will cut metro transit cost by 89 percent. Is the new camel way subway system and smaller military personnel the answer to economic woes?

The camel-way subway is designed to offer a greener solution to rising metro transit costs. By using the back to back camel subway, metropolitan transit can slash energy consumption by more than 50 percent. The camels work independent of each other to ensure faster delivery of passengers to their destinations.

While camels have the ability to store large amounts of water they only need to make stops for grain and foliage. Each camel car is fitted with a gas lantern with a tube to its rump which allows the camel to generate methane to power the light source. No other metro system is this efficient.

As you know, money does not grow on trees, so cutting costs from federal budgets doesn’t stop at transit systems. It is believed that by using the new tiny grunt Special Forces, it will not only cut military spending but also these little guys can climb those trees and if there is money there they will haul it back to you.

Don’t let the size fool you, these guys are small but pack a punch. Many advantages come from using the tiny military grunt, one being smaller target for the enemy and secondly the ability transport thousands of troops in a single C130. A flight team of five C130s and drop 200,000 mini troops in a single pass.

Here is a fully equipped combat squirrel, part of the 2nd battalion 1st marine squirrel division. This small fluffy warrior uses its natural stealth and adorably to lure then enemy into lowering their guard. Once the Marine squirrel has your guard down, it is too late because he will certainly rip your nuts off.

These little guys can sneak deep behind enemy lines, infiltrate the smallest tunnels, blend in to their surroundings and take out the target knowing that is the only way they get rewarded nuts. One regular soldier’s uniform can be cut down to create uniforms for a staggering 50 mini squirrel Special Forces uniforms, just think of the cost saving there alone.

Do you think the new camel way subway system and smaller military personnel the answer to economic troubles and the way of the future?