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Pet supply company makes a Silicon girlfriend for your pet dog to stop that humping feeling

The new dog toy

A new toy for your active pet and puts pumping power in his paws. Twisted inventor creates blow up sweet heart for your dog to enjoy and don't worry, everyone else will thinks it is art.

What sets us apart from other news sources is we stay away from bad news. In fact there really should be a law against the display of such depressing things on TV and news. We are all about making you smile; get a giggle on like this. Has your dog been humping your leg, how Pet supply company makes a Silicon girlfriend for your pet dog to stop that humping feeling?

Pet supply houses carry all types of fun pet toys, from bones to squeeky chew toys. Nearly any type of entertainment you can imagine for pets has been created. Well with the exception of one, until now.

Recently a  Pet Supply  has created and introduced a  pet doll ready to perform any of the whims of the pet for concerned wealthy owners. The cost of this deranged device is about $150 delivered.

From the product description that the dog doll is an abstract figure of dogs and comes in three sizes, small, medium and large, it will satisfy the excited needs of absolutely all breeds of dogs from the small lap dog to St. Bernard, who for some reason can not engage in fun with living females to burn off that extra playful energy.

From the functional details of dog toys it is reported that the inflatible dog back there is a special cone that serves as a “definite” hole. On the forward legs of the dog device, the creators have made her with tiny suction cups on her feet so that she might not fall and sticks firmly to the floor in the midst of action. When the dogs toy is not used, according to the authors and pet supply house, the same opening is closed with a plug and it turns into a modern work of art. So there!

I don’t think I want a piece of art like this in my house and I certainly will not be cleaning that hole. Amazing the things people come up with to make a buck. No mention of relief for those female dogs, don’t they have needs too, maybe they make dog toy for her too. Doggy style has now taken on a whole new meaning.

By the way, at what point should master know it is time to lick and stick those sucker feet to the floor?

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