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Secretly increase her breasts size using a specially designed ring tone for her cell phone

Amazing new sound increases her size

As seen on the Discovery channel, now you can Rock her melons to make them grow larger.

 

A Japanese doctor claims to have discovered the magical sound combination that spurs a woman’s bosom to enlarge. Dr Hideto Tomabechi has spent his life working with sound and now you can use this new discovery to secretly increase her breasts size using a specially designed ring tone for her cell phone.

Dr Hideto was featured on the Discovery channel where he demonstrated the ring tone “Rock Melon”, which carries with it a subliminal cry of an infant child, which supposedly works on a woman’s brain causing it to unconsciously switch to motherhood mode, making her chest fill with milk. After listening to the tone 20 times a day for a couple of days, one of the good doctor’s test subjects reported her breasts grew in size by almost an entire inch!

I have listened to this sound and find it absolutely annoying, but I am a man so I suppose that is normal. Perhaps the annoyance is meant to curb any doubt as to whether or not it works, as most would be unable to tolerate the sound for the period required to see any significant changes in breast size.

I would purpose installing the ring tone on her phone without disclosing the purpose and call her 20 times a day. After a couple of weeks of your constant calling, she should be quite a bit larger. Another alternative would be to play the sound in low volume through head phones while she sleeps. The subliminal message along with her subconscious might increase the effect 10 fold.

If these experiments work, I would highly suggest playing this sound in all shopping malls, elevators and other areas in which women congregate. This could be a global campaign by men to increase breast sizes world wide without the need of breast augmentation surgery or implants. 

Increase her size with sound waves

I discovered the the right sound waves to enlarge her nicely but the sound waves really mess up my hair.

On a final note, I would like to warn men to stay away from the sound while it is being played. After seeing a photo of Dr Hideto Tomabechi, it is pretty obvious the sound really F’s up your hair. Download the sound HERE and secretly increase her breasts size using a specially designed ring tone for her cell phone.


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