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Two compelling and funny reasons why small men should not date large women

A Big womans power over men leaving him without the ability to fight back

Women show great power over men and some are even big enough to kick butt and make men scream.

So you are one of those small men that like big women? Nothing wrong with that I suppose. However you might want to think about your own safety before hand. If you are thinking of getting involved with, or already in a relationship with a woman who is larger than you, we would like to offer two compelling and funny reasons why small men should not date large women.

Why Small men should not date women who are larger than them? When you screw up she isn’t small and weak like other women. She will actually beat your ass and make you scream like a little girl. For example this small Asian man with what appears to be an Amazon sized goddess, who simply chokes the life out of him while bench pressing him over her head. Big women can kill you.

Small asian man being beat up by a big woman

Screaming like a little girl as this big woman presses her little skinny man against the wall.

 Take a look at our second example, this little guy just needed to get warm. Yes I guess on a cold winter night having a large female to cuddle up with to provide warmth could be a good thing. You might want to research her sleeping habits before hand to establish whether or not she tosses and turns, if not you may end up being suffocated in your sleep like this poor man. Just remember, big women can kill you, so always be on your guard. Hope you find this information useful and the two compelling and funny reasons why small men should not date large women may save your life.

Funny pic of big girl holding down man

Cold night, cuddle up to get warm, leads to death of a small man after being smashed by his wife.


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