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The absolute scientific difference between the male and female brains revealed

differences in the male and female brains

Once and for all you will know the difference in the brains of both sexes.

 

For years Science and Doctors have been trying to differentiate the differences between the male and female brains. There are now a number of sophisticated neuro-scientific methods which allow scientists to probe minute differences between any two groups of brains. The absolute scientific difference between the male and female brains is revealed right here by our own researches. 

We will lay the evidence of our findings out in the open for all to assess and draw your own conclusions. We are not here to shine dim light on past and present research by notable Doctors such as Dr Renato M.E. Sabbatini author of “Are There Differences between the Brains of Males and Females?” or Dr. Louann Brizendi author of “The Female Brain”, no, we are here to present that facts as they have been discovered.

According to Dr. Brizendi, almost all of the clinical data in existence on neurology, psychology, and neurobiology focused exclusively on males. No one, even scientists, thought about sex-related differences and similarities in the human brain. A brain was just a brain. People wanted real answers, like why do women talk more than men? Why do women remember details of fights and relationships that men cannot? Why do women tend to form deeper bonds with their female friends than men do with their male counterparts? 

We have answered all of these and more with our research and detailed drawings of both brains. The facts speak for themselves, Women are complicated and think about stuff (see drawing below) and Men are simple and think about sex (see drawing below). That is the absolute defining difference in the male and female Brains and we revealed it just for you. 

Case closed next major issue please.

Lots on the female mind

As you can see the woman brain has alot of stuff on it, Love, family, Love, Babies, Love, money etc... Too much stuff yet a large capacity for long term memory.

 

The male brain revealed

As you can clearly see, the male brain is focused and tuned to one direction, unclouded by romance and companionship. Straight line thought pattern, simple. SEX on the Brain!


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