How to find out instantly if other people think you are weird

Something that I am often asked, is how can someone tell if other people find you odd and seeing as I am an authority on weirdness and being a general product of a strange world, I can tell you exactly how to find out instantly if other people think you are weird or not.

All you have to do is pick nice hot day and visit your local public swimming pool. Look in the pool and find a nice sized group of female swimmers who are enjoying their day, doing all that gossipy stuff. Walk to the edge of the pool and disrobe yourself, make sure you have swimming trunks on though.

Make sure the ladies are watching you and prepare to enter the pool. If the ladies react like the ones below, as they do when I go to the pool, chances are you are a weirdo too. But that isn’t a bad thing if someone finds you to be a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange and different. In fact it is great to be different; if we were all the same this world would be quiet boring.

Ladies reactions clearly indicating you are different

Well, does anything else need to be said? These ladies clearly indicate by their expressions something or someone is about to enter the pool that is not to their liking perhaps preternatural or supernatural. Might even be a piece of poo floating in the swimming pool