Looking for love in all the wrong places areas in which one should never engage in sensual acts with others or thy self

Love conquers all and sometimes as with any mammal, when the urge strikes, it can be hard to contain ones self. But while out looking for love in all the wrong places, there are areas in which one should never engage in sensual acts with others or thyself.

evidence someone made love on the hood of a car

A little more discretion perhaps or is it not obvious, I can not tell. Perhaps a movie set of "Boobs in the Hood"

For instance, in a court room you would think a judge would know better.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state (masturbator) legislator before forced retiring from the court in 2004. The 59 year old judge was found guilty on four felony counts of indecent exposure in 2005 for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.

It seems this disturbed judge would slip a penis pump of sorts under his rob while listening to testimony during trials and relieved his court room stress in a few squeezes. The evidence provided by the court reporter, police photos of the instrument under his desk, semen samples from the floor around his desk and an audio recording of the swooshing pump sound during trials were enough for a conviction.

On the hood of a 1964 rambler parked on incline at lovers leap might not be a good choice.

Seems Becky and Joe were so in love and so excited they could hardly contain themselves as they parked that night at lovers leap. Both virgins you know were barely 17 and that stick shift rambler of Joe’s dad had a nasty habit of jumping out of gear as he’d been warned.

Wild passion struck out and next thing you know, both Joe and Becky were naked atop that old rambler. The two rambled themselves and rocked that car out of gear and rolled off the cliff, crashing nearly 200 feet to the sharp rocks below.

Many more strange places to make love have been fourth coming for years, some too bizarre for belief, such as the tale of an African couple who’s frolicking ways rendered them deaf to an approaching train. The couples cold iron passion reached climactic levels as the giant steel horse ran over them.

Another tale which is true as any tale can be is of a couple doing it in a church,

Leadership by example, judges, preachers, teachers even presidents, doesn't that tell you something?

Well I’m no religious man by any means but one would think that love above all else would be welcomed in the eyes of the lord. Apparently during Sunday service though with a house full of goers a good idea it was not.

Hungry for his mate the male, I assume could not convince her to give it up as she professed it were a sin, seeing as she was married and all. Since men typically have an answer for just about anything he convinced his mate that if they did it in the confessional in front of god it would be ok. The drunken 30ish couple was confessing their sin while it was fresh on their minds. Hallowed you would have felt if god had offered advice during that act?

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals and we'll do it like they do on the discovery channel

Countless more odd and wonderful locations have been tainted with acts of sex no doubt, from planes, trains, schools, on the job, on a crane and in dirty truck stop bath rooms. Just about every conceivable place one could fathom of doing the deed it has been conquered, even while driving at over 100 mph. The only place I can think of which has yet to be marked is outer space and if astronauts are like military men, they aren’t telling about the dropped soap.

Tell the world all the odd places you mammals have done it in comments, but keep them clean as this is a family channel.