Israel introduces new precision guided missiles, aimed at reducing civilian casualties in Gaza

In the wake of much criticism over Israel’s recent antics regarding the Gaza strip and commando raid of float flotilla of ships carrying tons of humanitarian aid to Gaza. Israel answers with new precision guided missiles, stemmed to prevent unwanted civilian casualties.

The pentagon is keeping close watch on this new form of guidance system as possible uses in Afghanistan.

new precision guided manned missile system from Israel

Now all we have to do is find volunteers to ride these darn things.

Soldiers are of course not expendable and losing even one will not suffice. Currently Israeli soldiers are being trained to leap off of the missile just before impact. Although walking back to Israel from Gaza may prove to be a difficult task, one in which they have not found a solution too yet.

The idea behind the moto cyco missile is each precision guided missile carries a rider which basically rides the missile like a motor bike and crashes it into the target. One Chief engineer says “This technology is nothing new; it is something that has been done for many years. We just added a more custom design.”

When asked where they came up with the idea to create moto cyco missile. The Scientists responded, “Well, I am long time fan of American chopper, and one day it hit me moto-missile. See, it go together like glove and foot, like head and stick.” Sounds like a perfect unity.

More later as this story unfolds, This has been a weird news break.