Man seduced by Cow for sex forced to marry cow wife executed

I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky, I like 'em big, I like 'em plumpy, I like 'em round, With something, something, They Like my sound, They think I'm funky

This is a wacky but true story out of Indonesia; young man pleads he was seduced by the cow (nick named “Britney Cow” for her seductive ways) before engaging in making love. You know how these things happen. Boy meets cow, cow flashes those big brown eyes, sparks fly and they fall in love

Busti Ngurah Alit from the small village of Yeh Embang, Jembrana Indonesia claims he was seduced by the cow when a near by neighbor caught young Alit in the rice field, completely naked behind the cow showing his deep affection for her. The neighbor then turned the two love birds over to the chief.

The village Chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa of the resort island of Bali said the 18-year-old man was caught standing naked while holding the back of the cow doing the wild thing. That is forbidden for unwed couples to engage in such pre marital activities here. Alit claims he didn’t see a cow but instead a beautiful voluptuous woman

“She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,” said Alit.

Girl you crazy, She drive me crazy, I love my lady, She nice and shapely, She nice and spacey, Take so much space up, Like a big ol' spaceship, Movin' so gracious

The young man was then forced by Indonesian Law to marry the cow in a cleansing ritual for his unholy acts. He fainted during the ceremony; I suppose it was the excitement of the honeymoon anticipation.

Chief Embang gave the owner of the cow about $562 U.S. dollars before having the animal drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. The young mans clothes were also thrown into the sea as part of the ritual.

No word yet on the grooms emotional state after the execution of his new bride. This is quite an unfair outcome, as the cow would have been a much better asset than keeping the village idiot.